So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Randomize
