Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
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You. Win. At. Life.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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