Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
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Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
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Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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