she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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