You work out of a Hotel?
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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