why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
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We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
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I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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