Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
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I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
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one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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