So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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