Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
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You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
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That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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