she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Randomize
