Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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