Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I need help removing her.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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