Hey man sorry I got all grabby
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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