I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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