I'd wear matching sweaters with you
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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