My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
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If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
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My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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