I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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