I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
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This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
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dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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