Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
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it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
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I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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