i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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