I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Everclear isn't food dammit
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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