end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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