I love black thongs
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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