apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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