On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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