i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Dignity is for republicans.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Just high enough for therapy.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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