i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
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I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
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I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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