I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Let's paint friendship bongs
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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