Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
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They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
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Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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