We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
he fucked my hip out of place.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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