Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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