I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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