this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
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all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
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dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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