I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
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Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
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he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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