Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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