Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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