Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
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remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
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I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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