physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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