on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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