just come out here and I will go home with you...
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Someone came in the potted fern
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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