I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
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im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
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I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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