we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
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