Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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