Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
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