just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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