I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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