You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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