i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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