we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
