He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
You peed on a flamingo?!?
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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