they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
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She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Also, beer. Big fan.
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I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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