Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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