Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
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Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
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No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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