You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
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oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
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candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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