theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
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I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
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She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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