But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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