if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
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searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
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You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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