why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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