I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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