Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
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shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
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seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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